standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn
my hand slipped.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
why do we always get the boring parts
we're so lonely
lol fk your ears
and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
lol where am i
*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
im just a more sophisticated piano
FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
am i meant to be here?
MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL