when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT
Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done.
I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him
I’m not gonna lie, my eyes got a little blurry.
His parents should write a book about parenting, cuz I wanna know whether they hired a sorcerer to make sure their child comes out right.
People can talk shit about him all they want but it doesn’t take away he’s a good human being, privileged or not.
In the years of being a fan I have never heard anything bad about him. I swear it’s impossible! they try to write about him and the only thing they can write about is how he might be married and even now the fans don’t even react negatively (that I’ve seen anyway). He’s just a fantastic person and we want him to succeed and be happy. He’s changed a lot of people without even realising it and he’s probably changed you too, even if its in the smallest way.
(Source: ifuckinghatetomhiddleston, via ohheyitsripley)
Hi yeah so my friend thinks books are stupid and kindles are the way to go but I don’t agree with her so yeah…
I love the smell of paper and I love to feel the pages and covers as I read.